Going back to AC :(

After five months I go back and everyone has died :(

Hello There

It's the new month soon and I'm looking forwards to catching all those new fish! One day I'll have the Golden Fishing Rod I know it!

Poor little Katie :(

She was scared and crying. Blathers found her and made her do bad things.



It was legs AND tummy :(((




Poor Katie. I know how she feels, it was the same when I went to meet Steve, Chris, Mike, Dave, Tom, Derek, Paul, Alex, Henry, Gary, Neil, Pete and Andy that time.

New fish!!

Yay! I caught this one near the sewerage outlet!



Blathers didn't want it :(

COMPLETED IT!!! :)))

Yay! Finally completed Animal Crossing!

And I got the Good Ending, too:



Brewster finally admitted his true feelings :)

When you complete it, it unlocks Survival Mode - which stops you from saving so you have to do it all again in one sitting :(

Saturday night heroin!

Morag the Scottish heroin dealer was in the town last night, like she is every Saturday!



I bought 50 bags for 10,000 bells, which is enough to keep Daisy strung out for another seven weeks.

Late-night TV weirdness!

What's a "midnight freeview"?



And why isn't she wearing any clothes? Apparently it's 15,000 bells to watch the whole film, and the name of the film won't show up in your catalogue!

It's a Wild World!

Merry Christmas everybody!

Hope you all got the presents you asked for from your Mum and Dad! I got lots of things, Animal Crossing Wild World being one of them ^_^

I got socks from Grandma, stationary from uncle Paul and some pink knickers and a bra from Derek. Its size A but I still cant use it yet! *humpf* So I just hid it in a pillowcase under my bed so Mum and Dad cant find it- tee hee!

Anyway, until I can find Dereks email again and remove the block on the pc to download MSN I'm going to be playing alot of Wild World! If you leave your email I can send you my friend code and we can trade fruit and presents ^_^

Cant wait to see what else can happen in the DS version!

DOG FIRE :(

Nintendogs is really hard on you if you don't play it for three days in a row :(



Now I have to start all over again. Don't know if I can be bothered. It took ages to teach Flopsy all ten tricks :(

Missed an event :((

Oh no :(

Why does the cool stuff always happen when you forget to play?



That would've been fun :(

Dogging disaster :(

Dogging was rubbish :(

We drove there, then Neil got out of the car and disappeared for ages.

A few men came up and tapped on the car window, but none of them had Nintendo DSs as no games came up for me to join :(

Anyone else want to meet up and do some Nintendogging?

Dogging tonight!!

One of my new Nintendogs internet friends is taking me out "dogging" tonight!

Can't wait to swap dogs with lots of new people!!

Apparently it happens in a car park?! Weird, but if I get to see lots of other peoples' puppies I'll be happy! :)



Neil says he's 29, but looks a bit older. He says if I like "dogging" he'll take me to play on some swings and do some "swinging" too!! I like meeting new friends on the internet :))))

Doggy swap!!

Yay! Thanks to everyone who emailed in about swapping dogs!

Mum says I can't meet you this weekend because of the thing that happened with Derek and the police, but hopefully soon she'll start letting me go outside alone again!!

PS: What's a "neutering"? My new puppy Wiffles apparently needs one!?!?!

Nintendogs is BRILLIANT!

I love Nintendo! Just got Nintendogs and it's EVEN BETTER than Animal Crossing! Wonder if Derek has a dog to swap?! If you have a dog to swap, please mail me!!!







Poor Poppy :(

DEREK!!

Derek sent me a photo from his new mobile phone!!



I can't tell what it is.

Welcome back stranger?

Stupid game!

You don't play it for a few months and they all forget your name!

Annalise had a good excuse, though -- she said she couldn't remember ANY names because she's in the early stages of Alzheimer's Disease and is easily confused.

I asked my mum what Alzheimers Disease is and she started crying and said something about grandad.

I shouldn't have mentioned it, cos now mum wants to go to the old people home and see him again. It smells horrible :(

Hurry up AC on Nintendo DS :(

It was a cyst!

Yay!

Tom got the all-clear!

It wasn't cancer, just a sebaceous cyst that had grown inside his neck and was putting pressure on his spinal column. The doctor drained the puss out of it and now Tom's OK again. :)))

He has to go back for a check-up in three months. Must remember to go with him.

Neo_kitty is away

Today I was trying to explain to my friend Luke how Animal Crossing works. It's ok, Luke is not 28 like Derek, but he is younger. I think he is about 23 because if I look at his photo he sent me in his swimming trunks (I think they look more like pants tbh!!) he has no wrinkles :)

Anyway, he gave me lots of advice about Derek. He said I shouldn’t see him anymore and that I should find a real friend who likes Animal Crossing as much as I do. And he will help me look if I stay with him next weekend ^_^

I should go and play Animal Crossing again because I haven’t played it for ages now and I want to be able to have something to talk to Luke about when I see him. Maybe Tom's lumpy lump will have been gone by now? And Tom Nook will be having his chemotherapy :(

Cheery-bye for now!

Pervy Oxford :(

Couldn't sleep, so got up at 4:00am to play. Oxford was in my house! He said he often sneaks in at night to rub his winky on my clothes while I am sleeping :(

He said he was sorry but now I have to throw everything on the dump because it reminds me of HIM.



Stupid stupid Oxford.

UGLY TRUFFLES WON'T DIE

I made a new town. Horribles Truffles moved there so I deleted it!!

Now she's sending me hate letters from beyond the grave.

She said she's going to cut my eyes when she finds me :(

Why would Nintendo let something like that happen in a game?

Maybe we can be friends?

Derek just sent me a text.

He said he was sorry he lied, and has really bought a Gamecube and Animal Crossing now. He wants me to help him start playing for real.

He said can I give him advice about starting up a town for the first time.

Maybe I should. I don't know!

Oh no. More bad news :(

Tom told me he's probably got cancer today :(

So soon after Maddie, too :(((

He asked me to go with him to the hospital, so I did. We waited for three hours before they came to do the tests, which was horrible. Tom gets the results back on Monday week. Must remember to log on and go with him. Hope Tom is OK :(



Hope it is only a cyst :(

Really bad thing :(

Turns out Derek wasn't really into Animal Crossing.

He was only pretending.

We didn't go to his house, either. We just stopped in his car in a country lane and talked about Animal Crossing for a bit, then he started talking about things to do with the human body that I didn't really understand.

I started crying, then he said I was stupid and Animal Crossing was stupid and he was lying about liking it AND he didn't even own it. :(

Then he made me get out of the car so I walked home. It took four hours and got dark. Mum was worried about where I was, so I said I stayed at Tamarisha’s house. :(


This is the motorway I had to walk down to get home :(

Meet TONIGHT!!!!! :)))

Spent all day texting Derek! He takes AGES to reply!

He's picking me up tonight!!!! Can't wait! :)

Meet-up!! :)

I went to an Animal Crossing meet-up at the weekend!

It wasn't very good.

I hoped to swap towns with lots of people, but only one man brought his memory card. His name was Derek. He looked quite old, but said he was only 28.

He said he'd pick me up after school and take me to see his Animal Crossing town in person, because he doesn't like showing it off in public. He said my mum said it was OK, which was strange, seeing as he's never spoken to my mum!



This is Derek. He's 28. He has a CAR! He's picking me up after school tomorrow. Should be fun! :)

Delicate Issue...

I ordered some things from Tom Nook's catalogue the other day and they still haven't turned up.

I went over to talk to him and he said they arrived at his store and that he had sent them already. He said I should have got them by now.

The problem is that a couple of months ago I caught pete looking through Roald's mail while he was supposed to be delivering it.

It's a really difficult situation. I don't know whether to make a formal complaint to Pelly, which of course she wont take very well given that Pete is her boyfriend OR to confront Pete directly.

But then again it might be Tom's fault and he could be lying to me.

I dont know what to do :(

Apples

Apples, Apples, Apples!

Why does nothing grow but apples! :(

If I have to eat another apple again I'm going to kill myself. I cant afford to buy a shovel to bury the cherry Tangy gave me 2 days ago because I'm still paying Tom Nook back for losing all my Turnips on the Turnip Market. If I wait any longer I'm afraid it will go mouldy and I'll be stuck eating only apples for the rest of my life for ever and ever and ever and ever and oh god i want to die :( :( :(

Current Mood: Cursing God for making it this way.

Paedo alert

Tom Nook creeps me out. Can't I buy new clothes without him following me and perving as I try stuff on? Sicko.

STUPID COW!

Oh do I have a story about Truffles!

She said my shirt looked horrible and that I must have no taste. I was so upset at the time that I threw away my shirt in the dump. I was never expecting to see the shirt or her again for a while, but she came up to me and apologised for being a meanie and gave me a gift.

When I got home I opened it and you'll never guess what it was...

It was the shirt I threw away in the dump!! She didn't even realise! What a pathetic pig. She's going to have NO friends when I tell Tangy about this! >:(



Horrible old dump-stealing pig :(

NIGHTMARE :(

Just had ANOTHER nightmare about the Gyroid. This time, as well as those rotating arms it had a big rotating willy and was chasing me through the village :(

Then I started falling and landed in the dump.

What does this mean?



This is frightening. Please remove it, Nintendo :(

STOCK CRASH :(

Lost all my Bells trading in turnips on Sunday :(

Tom Nook says he understands, but if I don't pay off the mortgage in full by tomorrow I'll have to pay him "in kind".

What does "in kind" mean? I'll never collect enough shells to pay off 568,000 Bells by tomorrow :(



I hope I never see another turnip as long as I live :(

Bad advice :(

I met Katrina the Fortune Teller today! She said my cards looked bad and I would probably die young of liver cirrhosis brought about from too much binge-drinking :(

She said if I lived I'd only be good enough to work in the meat factory. That's not very nice of Katrina. She's a meany.

Blossom-day weirdness

It's the Cherry Blossom Festival today! My character (Neo_Kitty!) went to the market to enjoy the celebrations. Officer Copper was there. He offered me a lift home in his police car. He stopped the car round the back of the village by the Dump.

Then he said I was as pretty as the Cherry Blossom and started stroking my hair. He started making grunting noises so I opened the door and ran off home. :(



Sick old pervy policeman :(

Boo :(

Had nightmare about fish and cows without faces. They were singing a song about me catching the plague and dying. Then I woke up and didn't have a face, but it was still the dream :(

Mum says I shouldn't play Animal Crossing tonight.

MAD!!!

Saw some MAD new creature today! It was a cow body with a fish head!! It told me its name but I can't remember! It sang me a nursery rhyme! How sweet! ^_^

Then something appeared WITHOUT A FACE and I had to draw a face on! Crazy day!



I've made a picture of what it looked like! Freaky or what?!

Tom Nook's Lonely Christmas :(

I set the Gamecube clock to December 25 to see what happened. Tom Nook sent me a letter to say he was with his parents for Christmas, but when I went to the shop I saw him there on his own! I think he was lying about going to see his parents because he didn’t want me to feel sorry for him being alone at Christmas. :(


Poor Tom :(

Current mood: Very Sad

I've just seen Maddie's glasses in the Lost Property room. Poor Maddie :(


Sad memories :(

A sad day

The funeral was horrible :(

Tom Nook started crying. I didn’t realise he was so emotional.

Oh no :(

Maddie died:(

It was on the notice board. She had a tumour that spread to her lungs :(((

The funeral is being held On Wednesday at 6:00pm. I'll have to get something black to wear, all my clothes are colourful and stripy :(

I won't be updating for a while :(((((


You were my best friend :(

Where is she????

Hmmm, there are six bottles of milk outside Maddie's house. I took them to the dump for her. She doesn't answer when I knock. Hope she's OK.

???

Where is Maddie?!!! Still no sign :(((

Hello? HELLO?

Maddie wasn't in today. Went fishing on my own. :(

Mad-die fun today! :)

Me and Maddie went fishing! It was brilliant! I love Maddie, she’s my favourite character! Some times I put the game on just to see what Maddie has to say!



Maddie's the best! :)